Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

361. Russian Roulette 2/13/2007
362. So Easy A Caveman Can Do It Part 2 2/16/2007
363. Here's Johnny! 2/17/2007
364. Old Women Make Me Horny 2/20/2007
365. Old Women Make Me Horny Part 2 2/22/2007
366. 4 A.M. 2/23/2007
367. Puppy The Chihuahua 1/23/2011
368. I Robbed A Liquor Store 3/7/2007
369. Those Damn Pigs Feet 3/12/2007
370. I'M A Little Person 3/19/2007
371. I'M Not Bigfoot 3/27/2007
372. Jimmy 4/1/2007
373. I Committed Murder 4/4/2007
374. You'Re A Dirty Rat 4/7/2007
375. The Train 4/8/2007
376. The Babysitter 4/10/2007
377. Five Star Restaurant 4/11/2007
378. My Mortality 4/13/2007
379. Nothing Can Bring Them Back 4/14/2007
380. World War Iii On Christmas Day 12/26/2010
381. A New Law In Tennessee 12/29/2010
382. Many Doors Are Closed 4/25/2007
383. Spiked 5/16/2007
384. You Made Your Bed, Now You Can Lie In It 5/31/2007
385. I Want More Caviar 6/1/2007
386. Driving Over A Cliff 6/7/2007
387. Festus 6/12/2007
388. Transvestite 6/16/2007
389. I Shot My Dog 6/18/2007
390. Bitten 6/20/2007
391. God Is Number One 6/23/2007
392. You'D Better Stop Stealing! 6/30/2007
393. Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road! 7/7/2007
394. I'Ve Paid For Those Beatings I Gave You 7/16/2007
395. I Love Rattlesnake 7/19/2007
396. Flat Foot 7/26/2007
397. Bumble Bee 8/1/2007
398. Apple Pie 8/8/2007
399. I Believe In Love A Little Less Each Day 8/10/2007
400. It's Not A Dress 8/15/2007

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

I'M Spider-Man

(This is a fictional poem)

I soar through the air as I shoot webs from my hands.
When people see me, they say there goes Spider-man.
A few years ago I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
After my uncle was murdered, I became a crimefighter.

My spider sense tingles and I can sense danger.
When I brought in my uncle's killer, I was full of anger.
I have spider strength and I can climb walls.
When I battle villains, I defeat them all.

I fight the Green Goblin, Doc Ock and other villains too.
It's what we superheroes have sworn to do.
Because of my ...

Read the full of I'M Spider-Man

My Grandpa

(Dedicated to Burkette Greene who passed away February 7,1998.)

He cherished everyday of his life.
He was a casual man with five kids and a wife.
Sadly his wife died and left him on his own.
He then raised his kids and he did it all alone.

He was eighty-seven when he passed away.

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