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You Are My Flesh And Blood

(This is a fictional poem)

When I held you in my arms for the first time, I was blessed.
I love you more than life itself, you truly are the best.

Ex-Best Friends

Last week you got in a big fight with your best friend.
The two of you swore never to see each other again.
I can tell that you're sad because you'll no longer see each other.
When it comes to friends, you are out there trying to find another.

You Took A Dump In My Pool

(This is a fictional poem)

You have the nerve to act like a fool.
You actually took a dump in my pool.


(Dedicated to William Hanna and Joseph Barbera.)

You created Yogi Bear, the Flintstones and other cartoons.
When the two of you died, it was sad and it was too soon.

God Has Been Good To Me

God has been good to me and I want to thank him.
He has helped me out even when my life was dim.
God has always been there for me and that's my confession.
I thank him for my good health and also for my possessions.

So Easy A Caveman Can Do It Vi

People point and laugh at me when I go to the mall.
They think it's funny when they see a Neanderthal.
Let me tell you something that is scary.
A man gets far less sex when he's hairy.


I used to be a republican but now I'm a democrat.
I used to be a republican but George Bush changed that.
When it comes to voting in elections,
Republicans will no longer be my selections.

Nintendo Wii

I bought my rotten stepson a Nintendo Wii.
But then the jerk also wanted me to buy him a Playstation 3.

This Noose Around My Neck

I have this noose around my neck because I stole a horse.
After you hang me, you won't even feel remorse.
You asked if I have anything to say so I'm saying it.
This is an evil law and you're evil for obeying it.

Red Light

I feel remorse because my friend did something that wasn't right.
He was running late one day so he didn't stop at the traffic lights.

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