Randy Johnson


Randy Johnson Poems

401. That Damn Two Cents! 9/13/2007
402. I Snapped 9/20/2007
403. Please Feed My Daughter 9/22/2007
404. Ace Up My Sleeve 10/14/2007
405. Doll 10/15/2007
406. Garfield 10/16/2007
407. Every Moment Should Be Treasured 10/17/2007
408. Full House 10/23/2007
409. Shotgun Wedding 10/24/2007
410. Rocky Vii 10/29/2007
411. Halloween 10/31/2007
412. Father-In-Law 11/1/2007
413. Robert Goulet 11/2/2007
414. George 11/3/2007
415. You Weren'T Delivered By A Stork! 11/4/2007
416. I Kissed Another Girl 11/5/2007
417. That's Gotta Hurt! 11/11/2007
418. Jesus 11/13/2007
419. My Dentist's Revenge 11/16/2007
420. My Father 5/2/2007
421. That Damn Dog 5/9/2007
422. Perverts 10/6/2007
423. Great Granddad 10/7/2007
424. Keep Them Coming 10/10/2007
425. I'Ll Put Her On A Pedestal 10/12/2007
426. The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword 9/29/2007
427. The Hitchhiker 12/2/2007
428. Charlie 12/10/2007
429. If Eve Hadn'T Ate That Apple 12/12/2007
430. Prince 4/14/2012
431. Titanic 4/15/2012
432. The Late Roger Williams 10/8/2012
433. I Will Not Give Up! 4/29/2012
434. Sixty-Five 10/18/2012
435. Mitt Romney 10/23/2012
436. Every Day Should Be Like Christmas Time 12/23/2012
437. Pancakes 12/18/2007
438. Giving Thanks 11/24/2011
439. Let's Pray For Charles Johnson 11/27/2011
440. Eternal Love 12/21/2011

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

800 Pounds

Two years ago I ruined my life when I got a bride.
She's 6'4' tall and about ten feet wide.
She weighs 800 pounds and I married her when I was drunk.
She eats and eats and my bank account has significantly shrunk.
She rolled over on me in bed and broke fifteen of my bones.
I wish she'd pack her bags and leave me on my own.
She's mean, she has warts on her face and it's tearing me apart.
When we go out in public, she always farts.
When she passes gas, it's louder than TNT and it really stinks.
I should've listened to my parents when they told me never to drink.
She...

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My Grandpa

(Dedicated to Burkette Greene who passed away February 7,1998.)


He cherished everyday of his life.
He was a casual man with five kids and a wife.
Sadly his wife died and left him on his own.
He then raised his kids and he did it all alone.

He was eighty-seven when he passed away.

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