Randy Johnson


Randy Johnson Poems

441. John Wayne Brown 6/17/2019
442. The Red Dots On His Face 6/18/2019
443. John Wayne Brown 2 6/23/2019
444. John Wayne Brown 3 6/26/2019
445. My Murder 6/27/2019
446. Even Blanks Will Kill 6/28/2019
447. Castlevania Ii: Simon's Quest 6/30/2019
448. Smoke Free - Part 2 7/3/2019
449. 243 Years Ago On July 4,1776 7/4/2019
450. It Was Like Talking To A Brick Wall 7/8/2019
451. A True Masterpiece Of Shit 7/12/2019
452. Breadwinner 7/13/2019
453. Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass 7/14/2019
454. Father's Revenge 7/16/2019
455. Rebecca Schaeffer 7/19/2019
456. Rso Record Label 7/19/2019
457. One Small Step And One Giant Leap 7/20/2019
458. My Cousin's Choice 7/29/2019
459. Happy Birthday, Mom - Part 7 8/2/2019
460. Smoke Free - Part 3 8/3/2019
461. Death Of A Relative 8/3/2019
462. My Uncle's Damn Will 8/6/2019
463. Gimme My Damn Money 8/11/2019
464. Living In A Truck 8/11/2019
465. I Was Cheated Out Of Getting Revenge! 8/13/2019
466. I Lost My Wife's Life Savings 8/15/2019
467. Many Doors Are Closed 4/25/2007
468. My Father 5/2/2007
469. That Damn Dog 5/9/2007
470. The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword 9/29/2007
471. Perverts 10/6/2007
472. Great Granddad 10/7/2007
473. Keep Them Coming 10/10/2007
474. I'Ll Put Her On A Pedestal 10/12/2007
475. Ace Up My Sleeve 10/14/2007
476. Doll 10/15/2007
477. Garfield 10/16/2007
478. Every Moment Should Be Treasured 10/17/2007
479. Shotgun Wedding 10/24/2007
480. Rocky Vii 10/29/2007

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

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  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

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  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

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  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

Xbox 360

Last Christmas I went to Wal-mart to buy the last XBOX 360 they had.
But a man grabbed it as I reached for it and that made me mad.
I tripped him with my foot and he fell to the floor.
I grabbed the XBOX 360 and ran out of the store.
But I forgot to pay for it and I went to jail.
When my son didn't get his XBOX 360, he raised hell.
While I was behind bars, it was hard for me to cope.
But things got worse one day when I dropped my soap.

Read the full of Xbox 360

My Grandpa

(Dedicated to Burkette Greene who passed away February 7,1998.)


He cherished everyday of his life.
He was a casual man with five kids and a wife.
Sadly his wife died and left him on his own.
He then raised his kids and he did it all alone.

He was eighty-seven when he passed away.