Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

481. My Wife Is A Slut 1/7/2009
482. Racist People Are Going To Vote For Obama 9/17/2008
483. Terminally Ill 9/13/2005
484. World's Biggest Player 5/10/2009
485. George Washington 7/23/2008
486. Spoiled Rotten 9/19/2005
487. Thunder And Lightning 6/2/2007
488. I Met God 7/20/2007
489. I Give New Meaning To The Word Nerd 7/28/2007
490. Pepe Le Pew Raped My Cat 3/20/2008
491. I Don'T Need A Babysitter! 2/26/2008
492. Hot Dogs With Chili 12/29/2007
493. Late Again 12/30/2007
494. Life Isn'T Always Fair 12/5/2007
495. Illegal Alien 11/26/2007
496. God Will Take Care Of You 11/27/2007
497. Paddling Bully 8/28/2006
498. Everybody Loved Tom Bosley 10/20/2010
499. Going Berserk Over A Playstation 3 11/17/2006
500. Honor Thy Parents 12/15/2010
501. Alvin And The Chipmunks 12/15/2007
502. Hippocratic Oath 3/20/2012
503. Gift From God 12/9/2010
504. Streets Of Gold 11/27/2010
505. Ambulance Sirens 4/15/2007
506. Worship God 7/9/2007
507. He Ate Dog Food 11/22/2006
508. The Apple Of God's Eye 12/23/2007
509. Electric Chair 1/10/2008
510. A Cop's Revenge 3/1/2008
511. Vegetarian 1/19/2008
512. Ida 7/6/2008
513. Valentine 2/14/2008
514. Your Dog Is Humping My Leg 12/16/2008
515. Large Breasts 1/2/2010
516. Returning Food 4/26/2008
517. Neglectful Father 3/28/2008
518. God Loves Everybody 7/5/2007
519. Faith In The Lord 12/11/2007
520. If You Want To Succeed 3/27/2008

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

800 Pounds

Two years ago I ruined my life when I got a bride.
She's 6'4' tall and about ten feet wide.
She weighs 800 pounds and I married her when I was drunk.
She eats and eats and my bank account has significantly shrunk.
She rolled over on me in bed and broke fifteen of my bones.
I wish she'd pack her bags and leave me on my own.
She's mean, she has warts on her face and it's tearing me apart.
When we go out in public, she always farts.
When she passes gas, it's louder than TNT and it really stinks.
I should've listened to my parents when they told me never to drink.

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Yellow Pocket Bike

I love cruising on my yellow pocket bike.
As I ride down the road, I love what it feels like.
It has a semi-automatic transmission with four gears.
The sound of its engine is music to my ears.
My bike is small but it has 70 CCs of power.
It will go up to fifty miles per hour.
But I never go fast.
I treat this bike like a baby because I want it to last.
Parents should exercise caution because these bikes aren't toys.

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