Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

521. Jim 1/18/2020
522. The Loss Of Swift 2/1/2020
523. Why The Simpsons Will Die 2/18/2020
524. Deadly Aneurysm 3/6/2020
525. Great Depression 2 3/9/2020
526. Lyle Waggoner 3/21/2020
527. The Gambler And Lucille 3/22/2020
528. Coronavirus Prevention 3/22/2020
529. Second Sight Is Real 3/28/2020
530. The Easter Bunny 4/12/2020
531. Happy Birthday, Talia 4/25/2020
532. The Late Steve Cash 4/26/2020
533. Smoke Free - Part V 5/3/2020
534. Hell's New Torment 5/9/2020
535. The Eighth Mother's Day 5/10/2020
536. Beavis And Butt-Head: The Poem 5/13/2020
537. Jerry Stiller 5/15/2020
538. The Late Steve Cash 2 5/21/2020
539. Paying Tribute 5/25/2020
540. If He Would've Had The Courage 6/3/2020
541. Stolen Ford Truck 6/16/2020
542. Half Over -new- 6/30/2020
543. I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell -new- 7/3/2020
544. Charlie 12/10/2007
545. If Eve Hadn'T Ate That Apple 12/12/2007
546. Pancakes 12/18/2007
547. Giving Thanks 11/24/2011
548. Let's Pray For Charles Johnson 11/27/2011
549. Eternal Love 12/21/2011
550. A Christmas Miracle 12/25/2011
551. Prince 4/14/2012
552. Titanic 4/15/2012
553. The Late Roger Williams 10/8/2012
554. I Will Not Give Up! 4/29/2012
555. Sixty-Five 10/18/2012
556. Mitt Romney 10/23/2012
557. Every Day Should Be Like Christmas Time 12/23/2012
558. Rest In Peace, Mom 3/11/2013
559. Road Rash 12/4/2007
560. Say It, Not Spray It 9/30/2007

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

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  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

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  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

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  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

Xbox 360

Last Christmas I went to Wal-mart to buy the last XBOX 360 they had.
But a man grabbed it as I reached for it and that made me mad.
I tripped him with my foot and he fell to the floor.
I grabbed the XBOX 360 and ran out of the store.
But I forgot to pay for it and I went to jail.
When my son didn't get his XBOX 360, he raised hell.
While I was behind bars, it was hard for me to cope.
But things got worse one day when I dropped my soap.

Read the full of Xbox 360

Yellow Pocket Bike

I love cruising on my yellow pocket bike.
As I ride down the road, I love what it feels like.
It has a semi-automatic transmission with four gears.
The sound of its engine is music to my ears.
My bike is small but it has 70 CCs of power.
It will go up to fifty miles per hour.
But I never go fast.
I treat this bike like a baby because I want it to last.
Parents should exercise caution because these bikes aren't toys.