Randy Johnson Poems

Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest.
I'm talking about the N E S game 'Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest'
I bought this game in 1989 on the last day of June.
I bought it 30 years ago today in the evening or late afternoon.
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It has been 243 years since the Declaration of Independence has been signed.
It was signed nearly two and a half centuries ago, that's a very long time.
The Declaration of Independence was written 243 years ago.
At the time the U S A only had 13 states, it would continue to grow.
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Talking to you was always a waste of time, you didn't listen at all.
Talking to you was worthless, it was like talking to a brick wall.
I showed you a movie about a young boy who took drugs and then drowned in the swimming pool.
I thought it would scare you into stopping your drug use but you laughed instead, that wasn't cool.
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The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.
I have a son who was naughty and needed to be punished so I made him watch it.
He cried and cried, it has scarred him for life because it was too much for him to handle.
He said he'd never be naughty again if I would have enough pity to change the channel.
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For many years, you were our family's breadwinner.
Your money paid for our breakfasts, lunches and dinners.
Because of my mental impairment, you continued to support me after I turned eighteen.
You could've outworked two twenty year olds, you were the hardest worker I've ever seen.
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You're a woman who has beauty but not much class.
What you need to do is to get your head out of your ass.
You only want a man who earns a million or more each year.
You rejected a man who's a janitor because you disliked his career.
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When I'm done with you, you'll need an undertaker.
Because of what you did, you will meet your maker.
You had an affair with my daughter but neglected to tell her that you have a wife and kids.
I found a suicide note next to her body, she decided to end it all because of what you did.
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I'm talking about a record label that was founded a long time ago.
It was founded in the early seventies and the label was called R S O.
They were once a very successful corporation.
R S O stood for Robert Stigwood Organization.
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