Randy Johnson


Randy Johnson Poems

641. Money Tree 8/23/2006
642. Lousy Pilot 9/13/2006
643. Dumbass 9/4/2006
644. I'Ll Be There To Hold Your Hand 6/4/2007
645. You'Re Living In Paradise 4/30/2006
646. French 9/17/2005
647. My Stinking Honda 9/14/2005
648. Philanthropist 9/6/2005
649. Donkey Kong Junior 12/17/2007
650. God Will Take Care Of You 11/27/2007
651. Deer Hunting 10/21/2007
652. Perseverance 10/19/2007
653. Don'T Commit Suicide 12/6/2010
654. The Good Samaritan 2/22/2007
655. Burger 2/11/2008
656. Batman 3/9/2008
657. Everybody Deserves A Second Chance 12/16/2007
658. 4 A.M. 2/23/2007
659. Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time 8/16/2019
660. Like The Boy Who Cried Wolf 8/10/2006
661. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Dumb 8/2/2006
662. Ebenezer Scrooge 12/25/2011
663. Frankenstein's Monster 12/22/2010
664. I'M Spider-Man 4/23/2007
665. Symbol Of Love 1/16/2008
666. A Day Of Bad Luck 9/7/2005
667. 100 Dogs 11/28/2007
668. You Got My Sister Pregnant 10/24/2006
669. Xbox 360 8/5/2006
670. A Date With Pamela Anderson 9/3/2005
671. 800 Pounds 10/11/2006

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

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  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

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  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

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  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

You Got My Sister Pregnant

You got my sister pregnant and refused to take responsibility.
You told her it's her problem and now you have to deal with me.
Let's step outside and deal with this like men.
When I get done, you won't shirk your responsibility again.
You told her to have an abortion even after she decided to have the child.
Now I'm pissed off and I'm about to go wild.
You refused to marry my sister but you will pay child support.
Or I'll beat the hell out of you and then take you to court.
Take my word when I tell you that it's wise not to mess with me.
I weigh nearly two hundred ...

Read the full of You Got My Sister Pregnant

My Grandpa

(Dedicated to Burkette Greene who passed away February 7,1998.)


He cherished everyday of his life.
He was a casual man with five kids and a wife.
Sadly his wife died and left him on his own.
He then raised his kids and he did it all alone.

He was eighty-seven when he passed away.