Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

641. I'Ll Be There To Hold Your Hand 6/4/2007
642. You'Re Living In Paradise 4/30/2006
643. French 9/17/2005
644. My Stinking Honda 9/14/2005
645. Philanthropist 9/6/2005
646. Donkey Kong Junior 12/17/2007
647. Deer Hunting 10/21/2007
648. Perseverance 10/19/2007
649. The Good Samaritan 2/22/2007
650. Don'T Commit Suicide 12/6/2010
651. Burger 2/11/2008
652. Batman 3/9/2008
653. Everybody Deserves A Second Chance 12/16/2007
654. Ebenezer Scrooge 12/25/2011
655. The Apple Of God's Eye 12/23/2007
656. 4 A.M. 2/23/2007
657. Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time 8/16/2019
658. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Dumb 8/2/2006
659. Like The Boy Who Cried Wolf 8/10/2006
660. Frankenstein's Monster 12/22/2010
661. I'M Spider-Man 4/23/2007
662. Symbol Of Love 1/16/2008
663. A Day Of Bad Luck 9/7/2005
664. 100 Dogs 11/28/2007
665. You Got My Sister Pregnant 10/24/2006
666. Xbox 360 8/5/2006
667. A Date With Pamela Anderson 9/3/2005
668. 800 Pounds 10/11/2006

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

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  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

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  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

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  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

100 Dogs

When I was seven, I had 100 dogs and that was too many.
My dad would cuss while my mama spanked my fanny.
They took dumps on the furniture and all over the floor.
When I came home one day, I didn't have them anymore.
I was shocked to learn that all of my dogs had been sold.
That was nearly thirty years ago, now my parents are old.
My furry companions were gone and I was sad because I was alone.
I got even yesterday when I put my parents in a nursing home.

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A 2nd Poem About Hoss

(Instead of revising my original Hoss(Dan Blocker) poem, I decided to write another Hoss poem.)

He made Bonanza a great success.
He was born in Bowie County, Texas.
After Dan Blocker died, Bonanza went on.
But it wasn't the same after he was gone.

At fourteen pounds he was the largest baby born in his town.
Eighteen years later he stood six feet three and weighed three hundred pounds.

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