Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

641. You'Re Living In Paradise 4/30/2006
642. I'Ll Be There To Hold Your Hand 6/4/2007
643. French 9/17/2005
644. My Stinking Honda 9/14/2005
645. Philanthropist 9/6/2005
646. Donkey Kong Junior 12/17/2007
647. Deer Hunting 10/21/2007
648. Perseverance 10/19/2007
649. Don'T Commit Suicide 12/6/2010
650. The Good Samaritan 2/22/2007
651. Burger 2/11/2008
652. Batman 3/9/2008
653. Everybody Deserves A Second Chance 12/16/2007
654. Ebenezer Scrooge 12/25/2011
655. 4 A.M. 2/23/2007
656. Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time 8/16/2019
657. Like The Boy Who Cried Wolf 8/10/2006
658. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Dumb 8/2/2006
659. Frankenstein's Monster 12/22/2010
660. I'M Spider-Man 4/23/2007
661. Symbol Of Love 1/16/2008
662. A Day Of Bad Luck 9/7/2005
663. 100 Dogs 11/28/2007
664. You Got My Sister Pregnant 10/24/2006
665. Xbox 360 8/5/2006
666. A Date With Pamela Anderson 9/3/2005
667. 800 Pounds 10/11/2006

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

    2 person liked.
    2 person did not like.
  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

    2 person liked.
    2 person did not like.
  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

    2 person liked.
    2 person did not like.
  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

    2 person liked.
    2 person did not like.
  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

    0 person liked.
    2 person did not like.
Best Poem of Randy Johnson

A Date With Pamela Anderson

I met Pamela Anderson and we went on a date.
She was very becoming and everything went great.
It was an honor to date this star.
I made her forget about Tommy Lee and it wasn't hard.

When I first asked her out, she decided to resist.
But at the end of our date she and I kissed.
As I popped the question, I got down on one knee and begged.
And you're most likely aware that I'm pulling your leg.

Read the full of A Date With Pamela Anderson

The Easter Bunny

You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who still believes in the Easter Bunny.
I tried to raise him to be normal but sadly, I was bound to fail.
He also believes in the Tooth Fairy and the Wizard of Oz as well.
When it came a tornado, he started singing "Over The Rainbow".
He thought that instead of being killed, Oz was where he would go.
Luckily, that tornado wasn't severe and no people were killed.
I've failed to convin

[Report Error]