Randy Johnson Poems
|641.||You'Re Living In Paradise||4/30/2006|
|642.||I'Ll Be There To Hold Your Hand||6/4/2007|
|644.||My Stinking Honda||9/14/2005|
|646.||Donkey Kong Junior||12/17/2007|
|649.||Don'T Commit Suicide||12/6/2010|
|650.||The Good Samaritan||2/22/2007|
|653.||Everybody Deserves A Second Chance||12/16/2007|
|656.||Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time||8/16/2019|
|657.||Like The Boy Who Cried Wolf||8/10/2006|
|658.||Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Dumb||8/2/2006|
|661.||Symbol Of Love||1/16/2008|
|662.||A Day Of Bad Luck||9/7/2005|
|664.||You Got My Sister Pregnant||10/24/2006|
|666.||A Date With Pamela Anderson||9/3/2005|
A Date With Pamela Anderson
I met Pamela Anderson and we went on a date.
She was very becoming and everything went great.
It was an honor to date this star.
I made her forget about Tommy Lee and it wasn't hard.
When I first asked her out, she decided to resist.
But at the end of our date she and I kissed.
As I popped the question, I got down on one knee and begged.
And you're most likely aware that I'm pulling your leg.
The Easter Bunny
You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who still believes in the Easter Bunny.
I tried to raise him to be normal but sadly, I was bound to fail.
He also believes in the Tooth Fairy and the Wizard of Oz as well.
When it came a tornado, he started singing "Over The Rainbow".
He thought that instead of being killed, Oz was where he would go.
Luckily, that tornado wasn't severe and no people were killed.
I've failed to convin