Randy Johnson Poems

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241.
Anna Nicole

(Dedicated to Anna Nicole Smith who died February 8,2007.)

You were blond, beautiful and busty too.
You were very young and America misses you.
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242.
Farley Forever

(Dedicated to Chris Farley who died December 18,1997.)

We loved a comedian who was very funny and loved to shout.
Chris Farley was the man who I'm talking about.
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243.
P.O.W.

(This is a fictional poem)

I'm in Vietnam and I'm a prisoner of war.
Regaining my freedom is the only thing I have to live for.
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244.
I Ate That Roach

Last week I tried to get out of paying for a meal.
But when it backfired, I became quite ill.
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245.
Go Straight To Hell

Some women have rejected me because I don't have a lot of money.
They thought they were being smart but they were really being crummy.
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246.
So Easy A Caveman Can Do It Part 3

Geico.com makes fun of us and now ABC is making fun of us too.
They'll both soon be bankrupt because we cavemen are going to sue.
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247.
Cia

I committed murder and it bothers me everyday.
I killed over twenty people when I was with the CIA.
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248.
Your Days Of Abusing Him Are Going To Stop

Your son came to school today with a bloody lip and a black eye.
He said you did it and then he started to cry.
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249.
That Damn Two Cents!

I had to pay two cents to the post office because of you.
Now opening a can of whoop ass is what I'm going to have to do.
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250.
I Snapped

I've never been happy because I've endured one tragedy after another.
It began at the age of six when I lost my father and mother.
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