Randy Johnson


Randy Johnson Poems

521. Electric Chair 1/10/2008
522. Valentine 2/14/2008
523. A Cop's Revenge 3/1/2008
524. A Date With Pamela Anderson 9/3/2005
525. Your Dog Is Humping My Leg 12/16/2008
526. Ida 7/6/2008
527. Returning Food 4/26/2008
528. Neglectful Father 3/28/2008
529. God Loves Everybody 7/5/2007
530. Symbol Of Love 1/16/2008
531. You Got My Sister Pregnant 10/24/2006
532. Large Breasts 1/2/2010
533. Faith In The Lord 12/11/2007
534. Child Beater 1/3/2007
535. If You Want To Succeed 3/27/2008
536. 800 Pounds 10/11/2006
537. Selena 4/25/2007
538. I Love Boobs 10/22/2009
539. 40 Days And 40 Nights 11/6/2007
540. Donkey Kong Junior 12/17/2007
541. God Will Take Care Of You 11/27/2007
542. Deer Hunting 10/21/2007
543. Perseverance 10/19/2007
544. The Good Samaritan 2/22/2007
545. Batman 3/9/2008
546. Burger 2/11/2008
547. Everybody Deserves A Second Chance 12/16/2007
548. A Day Of Bad Luck 9/7/2005
549. Ebenezer Scrooge 12/25/2011
550. Don'T Commit Suicide 12/6/2010
551. Xbox 360 8/5/2006
552. I'M Spider-Man 4/23/2007
553. Frankenstein's Monster 12/22/2010

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

Frankenstein's Monster

I built a living creature with every body part that I could find.
I had no idea that I was giving him a psychopathic mind.
He has a flat head, green skin and bolts in his neck.
He escaped from my lab and he's on a violent trek.

He has killed ten men, eight women and even a little boy.
The villagers are after my creature because he must be destroyed.
When I stitched him together, I didn't know that he would kill.
All I wanted to do was create life and now misery is what I feel.

My creature will continue his killing spree, there's no doubt.
Surprisingly he just...

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Yellow Pocket Bike

I love cruising on my yellow pocket bike.
As I ride down the road, I love what it feels like.
It has a semi-automatic transmission with four gears.
The sound of its engine is music to my ears.
My bike is small but it has 70 CCs of power.
It will go up to fifty miles per hour.
But I never go fast.
I treat this bike like a baby because I want it to last.
Parents should exercise caution because these bikes aren't toys.

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