Randy Johnson


Randy Johnson Poems

641. Whooped By A Kindergartner 9/16/2005
642. Dumbass 9/4/2006
643. Money Tree 8/23/2006
644. Lousy Pilot 9/13/2006
645. I'Ll Be There To Hold Your Hand 6/4/2007
646. You'Re Living In Paradise 4/30/2006
647. French 9/17/2005
648. My Stinking Honda 9/14/2005
649. Philanthropist 9/6/2005
650. Donkey Kong Junior 12/17/2007
651. God Will Take Care Of You 11/27/2007
652. Deer Hunting 10/21/2007
653. Perseverance 10/19/2007
654. Don'T Commit Suicide 12/6/2010
655. The Good Samaritan 2/22/2007
656. Burger 2/11/2008
657. Batman 3/9/2008
658. Everybody Deserves A Second Chance 12/16/2007
659. Ebenezer Scrooge 12/25/2011
660. 4 A.M. 2/23/2007
661. Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time 8/16/2019
662. Like The Boy Who Cried Wolf 8/10/2006
663. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Dumb 8/2/2006
664. Frankenstein's Monster 12/22/2010
665. I'M Spider-Man 4/23/2007
666. Symbol Of Love 1/16/2008
667. A Day Of Bad Luck 9/7/2005
668. 100 Dogs 11/28/2007
669. You Got My Sister Pregnant 10/24/2006
670. Xbox 360 8/5/2006
671. A Date With Pamela Anderson 9/3/2005
672. 800 Pounds 10/11/2006

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

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  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

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  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

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  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

Xbox 360

Last Christmas I went to Wal-mart to buy the last XBOX 360 they had.
But a man grabbed it as I reached for it and that made me mad.
I tripped him with my foot and he fell to the floor.
I grabbed the XBOX 360 and ran out of the store.
But I forgot to pay for it and I went to jail.
When my son didn't get his XBOX 360, he raised hell.
While I was behind bars, it was hard for me to cope.
But things got worse one day when I dropped my soap.

Read the full of Xbox 360

Jerry Stiller

Jerry Stiller has died at the age of 92, he lived to a ripe old age.
He starred in movies, television shows and also on stage.
Jerry starred in both Seinfeld and The King of Queens.
He also starred in My 5 wives, Hairspray and Sweet 15.

In 2012, he provided the voice of General X in Foodfight.
He guest-starred on Rhoda and In The Heat of The Night.
He also guest-starred on The Love Boat and Archie Bunker's Place.
Jerry was a talented actor and he was also a credit to the Human Race.