Randy Johnson Poems
|523.||A Cop's Revenge||3/1/2008|
|524.||A Date With Pamela Anderson||9/3/2005|
|525.||Your Dog Is Humping My Leg||12/16/2008|
|529.||God Loves Everybody||7/5/2007|
|530.||Symbol Of Love||1/16/2008|
|531.||You Got My Sister Pregnant||10/24/2006|
|533.||Faith In The Lord||12/11/2007|
|535.||If You Want To Succeed||3/27/2008|
|538.||I Love Boobs||10/22/2009|
|539.||40 Days And 40 Nights||11/6/2007|
|540.||Donkey Kong Junior||12/17/2007|
|541.||God Will Take Care Of You||11/27/2007|
|544.||The Good Samaritan||2/22/2007|
|547.||Everybody Deserves A Second Chance||12/16/2007|
|548.||A Day Of Bad Luck||9/7/2005|
|550.||Don'T Commit Suicide||12/6/2010|
I built a living creature with every body part that I could find.
I had no idea that I was giving him a psychopathic mind.
He has a flat head, green skin and bolts in his neck.
He escaped from my lab and he's on a violent trek.
He has killed ten men, eight women and even a little boy.
The villagers are after my creature because he must be destroyed.
When I stitched him together, I didn't know that he would kill.
All I wanted to do was create life and now misery is what I feel.
My creature will continue his killing spree, there's no doubt.
Surprisingly he just...
Yellow Pocket Bike
I love cruising on my yellow pocket bike.
As I ride down the road, I love what it feels like.
It has a semi-automatic transmission with four gears.
The sound of its engine is music to my ears.
My bike is small but it has 70 CCs of power.
It will go up to fifty miles per hour.
But I never go fast.
I treat this bike like a baby because I want it to last.
Parents should exercise caution because these bikes aren't toys.