Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

641. Money Tree 8/23/2006
642. Lousy Pilot 9/13/2006
643. Dumbass 9/4/2006
644. I'Ll Be There To Hold Your Hand 6/4/2007
645. You'Re Living In Paradise 4/30/2006
646. French 9/17/2005
647. My Stinking Honda 9/14/2005
648. Philanthropist 9/6/2005
649. Donkey Kong Junior 12/17/2007
650. Deer Hunting 10/21/2007
651. Your Dog Is Humping My Leg 12/16/2008
652. Perseverance 10/19/2007
653. The Good Samaritan 2/22/2007
654. Don'T Commit Suicide 12/6/2010
655. Burger 2/11/2008
656. Batman 3/9/2008
657. Everybody Deserves A Second Chance 12/16/2007
658. Ebenezer Scrooge 12/25/2011
659. 4 A.M. 2/23/2007
660. Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time 8/16/2019
661. Like The Boy Who Cried Wolf 8/10/2006
662. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Dumb 8/2/2006
663. Frankenstein's Monster 12/22/2010
664. I'M Spider-Man 4/23/2007
665. Symbol Of Love 1/16/2008
666. A Day Of Bad Luck 9/7/2005
667. 100 Dogs 11/28/2007
668. You Got My Sister Pregnant 10/24/2006
669. Xbox 360 8/5/2006
670. A Date With Pamela Anderson 9/3/2005
671. 800 Pounds 10/11/2006

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

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  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

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  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

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  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

Xbox 360

Last Christmas I went to Wal-mart to buy the last XBOX 360 they had.
But a man grabbed it as I reached for it and that made me mad.
I tripped him with my foot and he fell to the floor.
I grabbed the XBOX 360 and ran out of the store.
But I forgot to pay for it and I went to jail.
When my son didn't get his XBOX 360, he raised hell.
While I was behind bars, it was hard for me to cope.
But things got worse one day when I dropped my soap.

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The Eighth Mother's Day

This is the eighth Mother's Day that has come around since you died.
You were one of the world's greatest mothers and that can't be denied.
Time flies, it doesn't seem like eight Mother's Days have come around.
Life stopped being as good when you were lowered into the ground.
When the doctor said you would die, I didn't like what he had to say.
You're no longer with us but I still wish you a happy Mother's Day.