Randy Johnson


Randy Johnson Poems

81. Nintendo's Rainchecks 12/20/2007
82. I Saved Christmas 12/24/2007
83. Christmas Came From Jesus 12/25/2007
84. The Temptations Of Christ 12/27/2007
85. How Was God Created? 12/28/2007
86. 2007 Comes To An End 12/31/2007
87. The Loch Ness Monster Raped Me 1/2/2008
88. Doom 1/4/2008
89. Malcolm In The Middle 1/5/2008
90. You Might As Well Have Cut Her Heart Out 1/6/2008
91. My Life Is Flashing Before My Eyes 1/7/2008
92. Dialysis 1/8/2008
93. Villechaize 1/8/2008
94. She's In Labor 1/10/2008
95. I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Part 2 1/12/2008
96. Bluto Vs. Popeye 1/13/2008
97. Ex-Producer 1/15/2008
98. Greatness Of The Lord 6/27/2007
99. Homeless And Alone 6/29/2007
100. Obama 1/16/2008
101. 220 Volt Shock 1/18/2008
102. Buttermilk 1/20/2008
103. Cain And Abel 1/21/2008
104. Burned To The Ground 1/22/2008
105. Seed 1/23/2008
106. Cheap! 1/24/2008
107. Monster 1/25/2008
108. Dear John 1/25/2008
109. Sixty 1/27/2008
110. Butterfly 1/28/2008
111. He Shot His Daughter 1/29/2008
112. The Virgin 2/1/2008
113. Obama 'Revised Edition' 2/2/2008
114. The Little Boy's Cat 2/4/2008
115. I Like Black People 2/5/2008
116. The Day The Little Boy Drowned 2/6/2008
117. You Are Too Young To Get Married 2/9/2008
118. Morse 2/10/2008
119. Seventy-Eights 2/15/2008
120. Obama Can Do It! 2/16/2008

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

I'M Spider-Man

(This is a fictional poem)

I soar through the air as I shoot webs from my hands.
When people see me, they say there goes Spider-man.
A few years ago I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
After my uncle was murdered, I became a crimefighter.

My spider sense tingles and I can sense danger.
When I brought in my uncle's killer, I was full of anger.
I have spider strength and I can climb walls.
When I battle villains, I defeat them all.

I fight the Green Goblin, Doc Ock and other villains too.
It's what we superheroes have sworn to do.
Because of my ...

Read the full of I'M Spider-Man

A 2nd Poem About Hoss

(Instead of revising my original Hoss(Dan Blocker) poem, I decided to write another Hoss poem.)

He made Bonanza a great success.
He was born in Bowie County, Texas.
After Dan Blocker died, Bonanza went on.
But it wasn't the same after he was gone.

At fourteen pounds he was the largest baby born in his town.
Eighteen years later he stood six feet three and weighed three hundred pounds.

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