Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

201. Obama Is The Man 8/31/2008
202. Mccain Only Cares About The Rich 9/1/2008
203. This Damn War 9/2/2008
204. Hillary Wants Obama To Win 9/3/2008
205. Bush Has Ran This Country Into The Ground 9/4/2008
206. Obama Loves America 9/7/2008
207. Jerry Reed 9/9/2008
208. Stratford Johns 5/27/2008
209. September 11 9/11/2008
210. We'Re All In A Sinking Boat 9/12/2008
211. Bernie Mac 9/13/2008
212. We Live Better Under Democrats 9/14/2008
213. The Only Republican That Made Me Content 9/15/2008
214. Today Is The Day To Be Thankful 11/27/2008
215. One Giant Leap For Black People 11/30/2008
216. Farewell Fred 12/1/2008
217. Martin Balsam 12/3/2008
218. Paul Benedict 12/7/2008
219. A 2nd Poem About Anthony Ainley 12/10/2008
220. A Train Flattened My Wiener 12/14/2008
221. Pat Hingle 1/8/2009
222. Sanford And Son 1/9/2009
223. Leggo My Eggo 1/11/2009
224. Martin Luther King Junior 1/19/2009
225. Racist On Election Day 1/22/2009
226. Striking Another Human Being Is Wrong 1/24/2009
227. I Wouldn'T Have Thrown A Shoe At Bush 1/25/2009
228. I Wish I Could Call God 1/25/2009
229. In God We Trust 1/26/2009
230. God Wants Us To Be Happy 1/26/2009
231. No More Grits! 1/27/2009
232. There's Only One God 1/27/2009
233. God Is Wonderful 1/28/2009
234. God Is Wise 1/29/2009
235. The American Way 1/29/2009
236. God's Promise 1/31/2009
237. Yard Sale 5/3/2009
238. The New Doctor Who 5/8/2009
239. Lousy Lover 5/11/2009
240. A Little Piece Of Heaven 5/16/2009

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

Frankenstein's Monster

I built a living creature with every body part that I could find.
I had no idea that I was giving him a psychopathic mind.
He has a flat head, green skin and bolts in his neck.
He escaped from my lab and he's on a violent trek.

He has killed ten men, eight women and even a little boy.
The villagers are after my creature because he must be destroyed.
When I stitched him together, I didn't know that he would kill.
All I wanted to do was create life and now misery is what I feel.

My creature will continue his killing spree, there's no doubt.
Surprisingly he just...

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A 2nd Poem About Hoss

(Instead of revising my original Hoss(Dan Blocker) poem, I decided to write another Hoss poem.)

He made Bonanza a great success.
He was born in Bowie County, Texas.
After Dan Blocker died, Bonanza went on.
But it wasn't the same after he was gone.

At fourteen pounds he was the largest baby born in his town.
Eighteen years later he stood six feet three and weighed three hundred pounds.

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