Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

281. Deception 8/14/2006
282. The Plight Of 3rd World Country Children 8/18/2006
283. Tears 8/7/2006
284. Mail Order Bride 8/25/2006
285. I'M A Dumb Dentist 8/26/2006
286. You Should Show Your Wife More Respect 8/30/2006
287. I Took A Life 9/8/2010
288. Stop Wearing Makeup 9/14/2006
289. He Raped My Mule 9/15/2010
290. Wedding Gown 9/15/2010
291. Turkey Thieves 9/17/2006
292. Toupee Or Not Toupee 9/20/2006
293. Smoking In Bed 9/20/2010
294. My Big Buddy 9/21/2010
295. Father Ted 9/25/2010
296. I Was A Boy Who Grew Breasts 10/1/2006
297. Rick And Vernie's Wedding 10/1/2010
298. Quintuplets 10/2/2010
299. Shoplifting 10/4/2010
300. Please Forgive Me, God 10/12/2010
301. You Damn Bullies 10/14/2010
302. I Was Proud To Be His Friend 10/13/2006
303. I Stuck My P**** In A Lamp Socket 10/16/2010
304. Jesus Was A Family Man 10/17/2010
305. My Son's Suicide 10/23/2010
306. My Second Wiener 10/22/2006
307. We All Love Babies 10/26/2010
308. Broderick Crawford 10/27/2010
309. Trick Or Treating 10/27/2006
310. Marter 10/28/2006
311. Death Sentence 11/2/2006
312. Penny In The Fusebox 11/5/2006
313. Electrocuted By A Power Line 11/6/2006
314. Poor Precious 11/3/2010
315. The Memories Still Haunt Him 11/14/2006
316. Without God 11/14/2010
317. You Are A Punk! 11/17/2010
318. G-O-D 11/18/2010
319. Fired For Having Large Breasts 11/19/2010
320. Cops 11/7/2010

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Sasha Anonymous (9/6/2007 7:16:00 AM)

    Marvelous writing... ^_^

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  • Emily =) (4/6/2007 10:13:00 AM)

    I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.

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  • Buried Alive (12/24/2006 7:36:00 PM)

    I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was
    laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.

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  • Jeff Hobbs Jeff Hobbs (7/24/2006 7:55:00 AM)

    Loved the crammed things up your ass poem - I thought it was going to suck a pineapple, instead it inserted one! Very funny, very very funny. You should allow comments on your poems so that you can bathe in the glory!

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  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

A Date With Pamela Anderson

I met Pamela Anderson and we went on a date.
She was very becoming and everything went great.
It was an honor to date this star.
I made her forget about Tommy Lee and it wasn't hard.

When I first asked her out, she decided to resist.
But at the end of our date she and I kissed.
As I popped the question, I got down on one knee and begged.
And you're most likely aware that I'm pulling your leg.

Read the full of A Date With Pamela Anderson

Yellow Pocket Bike

I love cruising on my yellow pocket bike.
As I ride down the road, I love what it feels like.
It has a semi-automatic transmission with four gears.
The sound of its engine is music to my ears.
My bike is small but it has 70 CCs of power.
It will go up to fifty miles per hour.
But I never go fast.
I treat this bike like a baby because I want it to last.
Parents should exercise caution because these bikes aren't toys.

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