Randy Johnson


Randy Johnson Poems

321. I Stuck My P**** In A Lamp Socket 10/16/2010
322. Jesus Was A Family Man 10/17/2010
323. My Son's Suicide 10/23/2010
324. My Second Wiener 10/22/2006
325. We All Love Babies 10/26/2010
326. Broderick Crawford 10/27/2010
327. Trick Or Treating 10/27/2006
328. Marter 10/28/2006
329. Death Sentence 11/2/2006
330. Penny In The Fusebox 11/5/2006
331. Electrocuted By A Power Line 11/6/2006
332. Poor Precious 11/3/2010
333. Tears 8/7/2006
334. Cops 11/7/2010
335. Men Of Science 11/9/2010
336. The Memories Still Haunt Him 11/14/2006
337. Without God 11/14/2010
338. You Are A Punk! 11/17/2010
339. G-O-D 11/18/2010
340. Fired For Having Large Breasts 11/19/2010
341. That Piece Of Trash 11/18/2006
342. Gone Fishing 11/21/2006
343. God's Eternal Love 11/25/2010
344. I'M Going To Forgive 12/1/2006
345. Anno Domini 12/3/2010
346. Child Killer 12/8/2006
347. Ladder To Heaven 11/26/2010
348. Back In Time 11/24/2006
349. I'Ll Make You Pay The Price 12/12/2006
350. Hermaphrodite 12/15/2006
351. Sore Loser 12/17/2006
352. Instead Of Adoring Santa Claus 12/13/2010
353. That Poor Dog 12/21/2006
354. Strong Faith 12/14/2010
355. James Brown 12/26/2006
356. Why Do Many People Wait Until December 24? 12/19/2010
357. I Killed A Teenage Boy 1/8/2007
358. The End Of 2010 12/31/2010
359. Virgin 2/9/2007
360. Racist 2/11/2007

Comments about Randy Johnson

  • Untitiled and unnamed (6/29/2006 9:53:00 PM)

    X Ray Glasses,

    Hey I really liked this, such a fun poem, something I am sure all teenage boys

    wished they had, had at one time or another...

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

I'M Spider-Man

(This is a fictional poem)

I soar through the air as I shoot webs from my hands.
When people see me, they say there goes Spider-man.
A few years ago I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
After my uncle was murdered, I became a crimefighter.

My spider sense tingles and I can sense danger.
When I brought in my uncle's killer, I was full of anger.
I have spider strength and I can climb walls.
When I battle villains, I defeat them all.

I fight the Green Goblin, Doc Ock and other villains too.
It's what we superheroes have sworn to do.
Because of my ...

Read the full of I'M Spider-Man

A Day Of Bad Luck

All day long I've had bad luck.
This morning I got on an elevator and it got stuck.
I had a panic attack and thought I was going to die.
I asked a man to put out his cigarette and he stuck it in my eye.

A guy tried to take my taxi so he and I had a bout.
I thought I could win but he turned me inside out.
I learned that I have a jaw that's made of glass.
I lost several of my teeth when that guy kicked my ass.

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