Randy Johnson Poems
|321.||I Stuck My P**** In A Lamp Socket||10/16/2010|
|322.||Jesus Was A Family Man||10/17/2010|
|323.||My Son's Suicide||10/23/2010|
|324.||My Second Wiener||10/22/2006|
|325.||We All Love Babies||10/26/2010|
|327.||Trick Or Treating||10/27/2006|
|330.||Penny In The Fusebox||11/5/2006|
|331.||Electrocuted By A Power Line||11/6/2006|
|335.||Men Of Science||11/9/2010|
|336.||The Memories Still Haunt Him||11/14/2006|
|338.||You Are A Punk!||11/17/2010|
|340.||Fired For Having Large Breasts||11/19/2010|
|341.||That Piece Of Trash||11/18/2006|
|343.||God's Eternal Love||11/25/2010|
|344.||I'M Going To Forgive||12/1/2006|
|347.||Ladder To Heaven||11/26/2010|
|348.||Back In Time||11/24/2006|
|349.||I'Ll Make You Pay The Price||12/12/2006|
|352.||Instead Of Adoring Santa Claus||12/13/2010|
|353.||That Poor Dog||12/21/2006|
|356.||Why Do Many People Wait Until December 24?||12/19/2010|
|357.||I Killed A Teenage Boy||1/8/2007|
|358.||The End Of 2010||12/31/2010|
(This is a fictional poem)
I soar through the air as I shoot webs from my hands.
When people see me, they say there goes Spider-man.
A few years ago I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
After my uncle was murdered, I became a crimefighter.
My spider sense tingles and I can sense danger.
When I brought in my uncle's killer, I was full of anger.
I have spider strength and I can climb walls.
When I battle villains, I defeat them all.
I fight the Green Goblin, Doc Ock and other villains too.
It's what we superheroes have sworn to do.
Because of my ...
A Day Of Bad Luck
All day long I've had bad luck.
This morning I got on an elevator and it got stuck.
I had a panic attack and thought I was going to die.
I asked a man to put out his cigarette and he stuck it in my eye.
A guy tried to take my taxi so he and I had a bout.
I thought I could win but he turned me inside out.
I learned that I have a jaw that's made of glass.
I lost several of my teeth when that guy kicked my ass.