Randy McClave Poems

I was at the cemetery when my uncle and aunt were buried
A worker there gave me a wink and asked me if I was married,
I told her that I was single and that I haven't interred any wives
So, I live in peace and harmony, and I respect all lives.
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She just ran, as though in a race
As though to come in first place,
Wind on her wings and through her hair
She has no worries or a care;
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I stand alone when I fight
I use my intelligence and my might,
Then I use my left, followed up with my right;
I am a boxer.
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When I had money to give or to send
I became my sons very best friend,
He called and he visited me all of the time
Which cost me every bill, quarter and dime,
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I asked Robert Burns
What inside his soul yearns,
He looked at me and then he spoke
But, then I awoke.
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She laid sick in her bed
Sometimes motionless as if she were dead,
She hates being there confined
That is not how her life is defined.
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We always have dishes to wash
And also a house to clean,
In the bin they'll be trash to squash
That is just our normal routine.
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You have borrowed her shoes and her dress
Everything that she owns you want to possess,
You have cried and cried until you can't cry anymore
Now you are wearing everything that she once wore.
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Hello my sexy Lass,
I want to do you doggy-style in your ass,
Upon my bed, or on the green, green grass
Where men before were not allowed to trespass.
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We all hear a 'Merry Christmas! '
During this time of the year once again,
As we all pray for peace on earth
To replace all of our evil deeds and sin.
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