Randy McClave Poems

God created Adam and Eve
He also created Madam and Steve,
God created everything from his blender
Which includes the gays and the transgender.
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I remember when I had nothing
My soul was empty
I wanted more and plenty,
Then God gave me something.
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I never did beat on her
Nor did I ever cheat on her,
Never did I mistreat her
Or would I wantingly defeat her.
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I am a nice guy
That is no lie,
I help all that I may
Then unto God for them I will pray.
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If a friend needs a dollar
Just give me a holler,
If they need to pay their rent
It will be sent.
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(I heard the women mingle,
Why am I still single) .

She asked me if I smoked or chew
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The greatest lie that was ever achieved
Was the easiest one ever conceived,
It was the one used that easily deceived
It was the greatest lie ever believed.
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There is now only me
No one left on the family tree,
Loneliness is my decree
But, I will be brave.
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Violence begets violence I do believe
Which is the reason why I still grieve,
With revenge or violence I will not ever retaliate
I will not seal my own destiny, and fate.
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She told me that she'd clean my house
If I'd buy her a low cut blouse,
And she wouldn't mind sweeping up the dirt
If I would buy her a very short tartan skirt.
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