"I am a Boy Scout"!
I always scream and shout,
When I help the elderly cross the street
Or when strangers I do meet.
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I don't want death to bring us together
I want that motive to be life,
I want her to be my children's mother
But, first to be my wife.
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Why did you end your life
Were you full of sorrow and strife,
Was it really that wretched and bad
Or were you harassed, or maybe sad.
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From death's Prison,
He has risen.
We celebrate it with a feast,
He has been released.
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She puts on her little black dress,
And the lipstick that I like her to wear
I enjoy it when other men stare,
She is my mistress.
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When I meet my creator
I will be Shakespeare in the theater,
I will recite my new rhymes with a quote
Of my life and its tragedy that I have wrote.
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I sent her birthday flowers
But, that time I guess wasn't ours,
She gave me a moment and not hours
Love didn't exist.
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When I retire I am going to learn to play the guitar
Then across the country I will drive in my car,
On my house there is so much work that has to be done
But, now I won't see it as labor, but only as fun.
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I went to a Catholic hospital, but not for a day of rest
I went there instead to take a stress test,
They stuck me with a needle and then shaved my chest
So, then began my hours on a cardiovascular quest.
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I remember her one tat
And the fact that she wasn't fat,
Then there was her lightly tanned skin
And her tantalizing perfect grin.
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