'Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you.' - Winston Churchill
all would-be poets, take note!
proofread that so-called poem you just wrote!
those who aspire for more Famous Days
please steer clear of these clichés:
nothing makes a lousy day better
than seeing a sexy woman at the
in her office attire with her white
how i wish my fingers were the bristles
or my breath were the wind when it whistles
thru your hair, thru your hair
my trousers have become uncomfortably snug
my belt is suddenly a notch too tight
i prayed for a few extra inches below the waist