Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

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  • Farhan (4/22/2018 12:38:00 AM)

    Pig ke paas bhi Dimag hota hai mujhe Nahi pata tha

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  • your name (4/20/2018 9:22:00 AM)

    this is the best poem ever to be made in history! ! ! ! !

  • kristina (4/20/2018 9:21:00 AM)

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  • josh evret (3/23/2018 4:14:00 AM)

    this is the best poem to ever poem by my dad roald Dahl

  • Poetry (3/18/2018 2:22:00 PM)

    One of the best writers in the history of writing. His words will live on forever!

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Best Poem of Roald Dahl


The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.

Read the full of Television


I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,

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