Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. Television 1/3/2003
2. The Pig 1/1/2004
3. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
4. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
5. Cinderella 3/30/2010
6. St Ives 1/3/2003
7. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
8. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
9. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
10. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
11. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
12. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
13. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
14. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
15. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
16. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
17. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
18. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
19. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
20. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
21. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
22. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
23. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
24. Candy Man 3/30/2010
25. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
26. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
27. The Crocodile 5/2/2014

Comments about Roald Dahl

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  • Anonymous (1/3/2018 6:14:00 AM)

    Great writer of stories and poems. LOve all of them!

  • Liam Allen (11/30/2017 11:12:00 AM)

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  • Liam Allen (11/30/2017 11:10:00 AM)

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  • anonymous (11/27/2017 3:09:00 PM)

    ur books and ALL ur poems are my fav. at school i'm doing a biography on u

  • Samantha (11/26/2017 5:22:00 AM)

    i love your books and poems they cheer my family up a looot

  • Lindiwe (11/26/2017 5:20:00 AM)

    i love your books and poems even though i might be too young

  • L KID (11/26/2017 5:17:00 AM)

    You are the best an most awesome book and script writer EVER

  • Lindiwe (11/26/2017 5:15:00 AM)

    Amazing fun scriptwriter for kids i really love his poems mostly the crocodile.My kids favourite

  • Pepe! Rin (11/23/2017 4:06:00 AM)

    i like poem cause fun and rhyme and

Best Poem of Roald Dahl

Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...

Read the full of Television

"Mike Teavee..."

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,

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