Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
2. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
3. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
4. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
5. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
6. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
7. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
8. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
9. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
10. Candy Man 3/30/2010
11. St Ives 1/3/2003
12. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
13. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
14. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
15. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
16. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
17. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
18. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
19. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
20. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
21. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
22. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
23. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
24. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
25. Cinderella 3/30/2010
26. The Pig 1/1/2004
27. Television 1/3/2003

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  • josh evret (3/23/2018 4:14:00 AM)

    this is the best poem to ever poem by my dad roald Dahl

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    One of the best writers in the history of writing. His words will live on forever!

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Best Poem of Roald Dahl

Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...

Read the full of Television

Cinderella

I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,

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