You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys.
Everyone lives by selling something, whatever be his right to it.
A faculty for idleness implies a catholic appetite and a strong sense of personal identity.