Ron Hopkins


Bingo

My wife has played bingo all over the region
In every lodge and every legion
From Mishawaka to Kalamazoo
She'd probably play in Timbuktu
If you ever go to bingo, here is what you'll see
Anyway this is the way my wife tells it to me
Most of the players are women, and most of them are chubby
Most of the time they come alone, but sometimes they bring hubby
Bags of candy and good luck charms set atop each table

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