Samuel Butler

(1612 - 1680 / England)

Samuel Butler Quotes

  • ''The extremes of vice and virtue are alike detestable; absolute virtue is as sure to kill a man as absolute vice is, let alone the dullnesses of it and the pomposities of it.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. Ed. Henry Festing Jones (originally published 1912). The Notebooks of Samuel Butler, ch. 2, E.P. Dutton (1917).
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  • ''There is nothing so unthinkable as thought, unless it be the entire absence of thought.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 154 (1951). In a later entry, Butler wrote, "Thought pure and simple is as near to God as we can get, it is through this that we are linked with God."
  • ''Critics generally come to be critics not by reason of their fitness for this, but of their unfitness for anything else. Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were a crime, and counsel should be heard on both sides.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. First published in 1912. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 111, E.P. Dutton & Company (1951).
  • ''Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 223 (1951).
  • ''A lawyer's dream of Heaven: Every man reclaimed his own property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. First published in 1912. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 58, E.P. Dutton & Company (1951).
  • ''The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. First published in 1912. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 61, E.P. Dutton & Company (1951).
  • ''To know whether you are enjoying a piece of music or not you must see whether you find yourself looking at the advertisements of Pears' soap at the end of the libretto.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. First published in 1912. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 229, E.P. Dutton & Company (1951).
  • ''Union may be strength, but it is mere blind brute strength unless wisely directed.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 197 (1951).
  • ''Logic is like the sword—those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. Samuel Butler's Notebooks (1951).
  • ''I said in my novel that the clergyman is a kind of human Sunday. Jones and I settled that my sister May was a kind of human Good Friday and Mrs. Bovill an Easter Monday or some other Bank Holiday.''
    Samuel Butler (1835-1902), British author. First published in 1912. Samuel Butler's Notebooks, p. 34, E.P. Dutton & Company (1951). The novel to which Butler refers is Ernest Pontifex, or The Way of All Flesh.

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Best Poem of Samuel Butler

The Metaphysical Sectarian

HE was in Logick a great Critick,
Profoundly skill'd in Analytick.
He could distinguish, and divide
A Hair 'twixt South and South-West side:
On either which he would dispute,
Confute, change hands, and still confute.
He'd undertake to prove by force
Of Argument, a Man's no Horse.
He'd prove a Buzard is no Fowl,
And that a Lord may be an Owl;
A Calf an Alderman, a Goose a Justice,
And Rooks Committee-men and Trustees.
He'd run in Debt by Disputation,
And pay with Ratiocination.
All this by Syllogism, true
In Mood and Figure, he would ...

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Sonnets On Miss Savage

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She was too kind, wooed too persistently,
Wrote moving letters to me day by day;
The more she wrote, the more unmoved was I,
The more she gave, the less could I repay.
Therefore I grieve, not that I was not loved,
But that, being loved, I could not love again.
I liked, but like and love are far removed;
Hard though I tried to love I tried in vain.

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