Scotty Dogg

Rookie - 223 Points [Stevie RalphaDoodleDoo, Grunter Hossin'Globin] (Don't rightly remember. They always called me Dogg / The Potato Fields, Indiana)

Scotty Dogg Poems

1. The Fashion Spies Have An Interlude 12/16/2012
2. Baby, You Can Drive My Tongue 10/13/2014
3. Navy Boot Camp 11/17/2011
4. R.L's Favorite 10/31/2011
5. Returning My Underwear. That's Too Small. 10/31/2011
6. What An Idiot! 11/28/2011
7. High Sierra 2/21/2013
8. Dig It, Baby 11/9/2011
9. I Ain'T Chicken 10/29/2011
10. Pondering The Disposal 11/28/2011
11. Ode To Fall 2/21/2013
12. Scrub A Dubby Dub 12/15/2011
13. Mary's Not Happy 11/28/2011
14. My Other Car Is A Volvo 10/31/2011
15. Iron Chef Wanna Be 10/31/2011
16. He's Left The Building 10/31/2011
17. Day Dreaming At Work 2/21/2013
18. The Bad Poem 12/20/2012
19. Down And Out In Bloomington 12/20/2012
20. Cubs Vs Cardinals 10/31/2011
21. Makin' A Sandwich 1/16/2012
Best Poem of Scotty Dogg

Makin' A Sandwich

frowning a frown- i notice
my beer gut-
gotta decide which to do first:
white vinegar smelly onion,
plump pulpy Toe- mater. or
“you’re vine ripened, YO! ”
i grab you and scream:
“Still got yer’ stem,
doncha? ” i squeeze the ball
hard. I see seeds. squirtin
right then, i put my fist through
the window.

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Cubs Vs Cardinals

Through a concrete gate opening
the green field revealed itself.
I remember the white lines too.
Organ music smells hotdog smiles.
Dad held my hand as we floated
to our seats and Curt Flood threw
me a ball and it knocked over a
Beer. Splash! Some got us wet.
The game was crawling as I

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