I've been up,
I've been down,
I've been all around!
From the Midwest to the Southwest,
Even a little to the Southeast,
Oh, yeah, Baby! I've been all around!

I can do a whole lot of things, but I don't have definite skills,
I am a jack-of-all-trades
That loves to work on computers,
And work in schools and offices,
Oh, yeah, Baby! I am a jack-of-all-trades!

People think that I am mentally slow,
But I know that I am smart,
That I have a good heart,
And I am too damn trusting as a result
Oh, yeah, Baby! I am too damn trusting!