Biography of Simon Gowen
I'm a fun loving gent from the UK. Most of my days are filled with humour, watching, or creating.
Hopefully this is reflected in some of my poems.
Once in a while, something 'Serious' or thought provoking manages to force it's way out.
But generally, my aim is fun. And sharing.
I think its a wonderful gift to be able to place a smile, onto the face of someone you may never meet. Or if you're lucky, the chance to place a memory in the mind of another. Something they will then carry with them.
Simon Gowen Poems
I Also Know John Denver
I’ve got some friends across the pond I’d like you all to meet You may have heard of one or two For me this is a treat
Whats In A Name?
I was chatting with a friend today I think you’ll find it funny He’s Just won Thirty Thousand Pounds Now Jack Pott’s in the money!
Chocolate Ice Cream.
I've met a kinky lady, I can't reveal her name. But she has introduced me to, The chocolate ice cream game.
Can I Tempt You?
I love to wear my nightie Its silky and it’s sheer If you come round now I’ll wear it While I’m pouring you a beer
I need to ask a question While I'm sitting here alone Why on earth did someone name The elbow, Funny Bone?
A Day In The Life Of
Now it's some what of a mystery Just how we spend our day So I guess I'll have to tell you In an entertaining way.
Wham Bam It's A Scam! !
I've just received a phone call from a man in Bangladesh Tryin' to sell me stuff I didn't need. So I rustled up some swear words that I thought that he would know, In a vain attempt to make his ears bleed!
There’s nothing more inviting Than my brand new pair of slippers Unless someone invents me Some furry lining knickers.
The Lonely Man
The lonely man knows lonely like no other The lonely man greets solitude each day The lonely man just wants to be a brother So someone else can hear him when he says
Mary-Queen Of Scotch!
I first met her in my local 2 years ago, I think She told me she was single So I bought the girl a drink
The doc said I've a sweet tooth Though he couldn't say which one To try and help resolve this I'll have to eat a scone
'Wood' You Believe It?
I took a walk into the woods I needed inspiration When I heard a voice say “Scuse me sir” I turned in hesitation
A Woman's Guide To Men.
Now before you go and find one, I’ve written you a guide On what goes on with men these days So keep this by your side.
A Bunch Of Heroes
You may or may not know this But the company I keep Have featured in a film or two Their services are cheap.
It's All Their Fault
I lost a friend of mine today
They put him in a box
I spun it round 3 times onstage
Now all we’ve found is socks!
I know I read the manual
I tried it on my Nan
So I called my best friend Dave on stage
He’d help me if he can