Spike Milligan

(16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)

Spike Milligan Poems

1. A Combustible Woman From Thang 2/3/2015
2. A Silly Poem 1/1/2004
3. Bazonka 1/3/2003
4. Bongaloo 4/1/2010
5. Bump 1/3/2003
6. Contagion 1/3/2003
7. Down The Stream The Swans All Glide 4/1/2010
8. Emptiness 4/4/2016
9. Eurolove 1/1/2004
10. Feelings 1/1/2004
11. Go North, South, East, And West, Young Man 1/3/2003
12. Goodbye S.S. 1/1/2004
13. Granny 1/3/2003
14. Halved 1/3/2003
15. Have A Nice Day 8/13/2003
16. I Must Go Down To The Sea Again 4/1/2010
17. If I Could Write Words 4/1/2010
18. I'M Walking Backwards For Christmas 4/1/2010
19. In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo 4/1/2010
20. Indian Boyhood 1/3/2003
21. Jumbo Jet 1/3/2003
22. Letters 1/3/2003
23. Look At All Those Monkeys! 4/1/2010
24. Maveric 1/3/2003
25. Me 1/3/2003
26. Mirror, Mirror 1/3/2003
27. My Sister Laura 1/3/2003
28. Omen Of Emptiness 4/1/2010
29. On The Ning Nang Nong 1/3/2003
30. Oojah-Ka-Piv 1/3/2003
31. Orstralia 4/1/2010
32. Philip Le Barr 8/13/2003
33. Porridge 1/3/2003
34. Pussy-Cat 1/3/2003
35. Scorflufus 4/1/2010
36. So Fair Is She 1/3/2003
37. Soldier Freddy 4/1/2010
38. Standing Room Only 4/1/2010
39. Summer Dawn 1/1/2004
40. Teeth 1/3/2003

Comments about Spike Milligan

  • frank (3/12/2018 3:11:00 PM)

    Two children (small) , one Four, one Five,
    Once saw a bee go in a hive,
    They'd never seen a bee before!
    So waited there to see some more.
    And sure enough along they came
    A dozen bees (and all the same!)
    Within the hive they buzzed about;
    Then, one by one, they all flew out.
    Said Four: 'Those bees are silly things,
    But how I wish I had their wings! '
    Spike Milligan

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  • Mj Jones (3/12/2018 6:46:00 AM)

    Does anyone know the poem Spike wrote about his daughter and recited it on bbc poety please

  • Aneela (2/10/2018 11:28:00 AM)

    i'm using ur poem 'Granny' for LAMDA and a school poetry comp
    I love it because it is very funny
    watch this vid https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v=uwdoYTCvybQ

  • Roger Costello (2/18/2017 12:19:00 PM)

    Spike.....Spike we miss you so. There will never be your like again. But you have left us a vast mountain of work. Radio 4 extra runs the Goon Show every week and the Book shops and Libraries are still full of your books. You were right when you say'd I told you I was ill. Its carved on your head stone. In Gaelic..........

  • Namrata Shanbhag (5/19/2014 2:45:00 AM)

    What is Spike Milligan's email address?

  • Namrata Shanbhag (5/19/2014 2:45:00 AM)

    Who owns the copyright of Two Children at present?

  • Daisy Finkle (3/5/2012 3:00:00 PM)

    I lov ur writing it is rlly good and funny if u think about it i rlly like ur poem called hav a nice day

  • Keith Oldrey (11/5/2011 11:44:00 AM)

    fantastic almost as good as mine 2 pee or no 2pee

  • Mo. (7/13/2007 3:34:00 PM)

    A funny and creative poet!

  • Yvonne Rautenbach (1/22/2007 2:50:00 PM)

    Please please can any Spike fan send me a copy of his poem which has 'A Cat is Just a Cat my Friend' in it?

Best Poem of Spike Milligan

On The Ning Nang Nong

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

Read the full of On The Ning Nang Nong


There must be a wound!
No one can be this hurt
and not bleed.

How could she injure me so?
No marks
No bruise

People say 'My, you're looking well'
.....God help me!
She's mummified me -

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