Stanley Cooper Poems

With truth distorted and modified
Rarely can we judge facts as bona-fide
Politicos cater more to our perceptions
To promote their unethical deceptions
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I need to speak with our Prez
To hear what he says
Re: the possibility
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Much to my loving wifes’ sorrow
I usually put off today what I can do tomorrow
This trait of mine she intends to alter
Is as unalterable as The Rock of Gibraltar
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What happened in London-town
Caused traditionalists to sport many a frown
Michelle Obama touched the queen
With bare arm around the royal beam
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“And what are you doing for Christmas”, he, with drink in hand, asked
“Did he think that in my jolly red attire I was Chris Kingle miscast?
Don’t you know who I am, can’t you take a guess?
Don’t you recognize my reindeer who tow the Claus express
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It's a conspiracy, this dieting fad
Claiming good things are oh-so-bad
Feasting on blueberry pie ala-mode
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It seems to me
Things aint quite right
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DRILL BABY DRILL
“Oh-oh say can you see”
Any beach-sand oil free
This pollution debris
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The thawing loss of polar ice
Should suffice
For us to heed Chicken Littles fear
That our end may be very near
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Rabbis act rabbinical
Reading from the Torah
Priests in their confessionals
Hear more than they should oughta
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