Ted Sheridan


Ted Sheridan Poems

481. Romeo, Oh Romeo, Juliet My Juliet 2/16/2007
482. Fishing With Mr. Wiffle ® 10/10/2007
483. My Compost Piles Of Poems 2/5/2007
484. Pizza Porn 6/26/2008
485. Surrogate Soul Mates 12/5/2007
486. Death Of A Salesman 12/15/2008
487. I Like Big Butts 6/16/2007
488. Mpds Or I'M The Clown In A Strait Jacket 6/9/2007
489. Black Cat Crossed Her Path On Friday The Thirteenth 7/13/2007
490. Moonshine Over Miami 7/13/2007
491. One Morning I Woke Up With This Tonsured Head And Had Left The Monastery 7/14/2007
492. Always Look Both Ways Before Crossing Washington Ave. 6/28/2007
493. The Audubon Society Of Homeless 8/16/2007
494. Interpreting Dreams/ Pork Butts 1/6/2008
495. Lumpy Sauce And Cold Broccoli 1/28/2008
496. Our Father In Heaven Please Save Our Daughter From Herself 10/12/2007
497. Aesop’s Empty Clip 11/28/2007
498. Fire At Will (Original Version) 5/23/2008
499. Shrimp Sized Confidence 1/29/2009
500. Speed Trap Catches Old Man Behaving 60 In A 40 1/15/2009
501. Affaire D'Honneur 7/19/2008
502. Nude Photos 9/11/2008
503. Ape Schadenfreude 4/3/2009
504. Was That The Idea? 10/10/2007
505. War Zoned 11/5/2007
506. Fight Night....A Lesson In Boxing Someone Around 9/4/2007
507. A Gathering Of Tuxedo Felons Within Five Hundred Feet Of A Children's Playground 10/6/2007
508. The Poverty Of Forgetting Your Dreams 8/22/2007
509. Facing Foreclosure Or Closure With A Shotgun Or A Prescription Of Pain Killers 8/29/2007
510. No Flies On Yoko 9/3/2007
511. She Said 7/12/2007
512. A Sopranos Style Mac Attack 6/12/2007
513. The Curse Of Mary Shelly 11/25/2007
514. The Bio Hazards Of Sleazy Hotels And Cheap Booze 11/25/2007
515. Afraid To Fear 11/24/2007
516. A Junkie's Lament Over Having Been An Opportunist Like Cleopatra 5/31/2007
517. I Want To Climb Those Long Legs 2/17/2007
518. Dark Ages Of Poetics 7/23/2008
519. Short Timer 11/26/2008
520. A Bilingual Lover Of Spicy Food 11/21/2008
Best Poem of Ted Sheridan

*a Devoted Gardener Of Love And Beauty

I looked upon her beauty as a flower
I hesitated to pinch her from her stem
Instead I planted myself next to her
Where I too have flourished in a sense…..

Dedicated to my wife

2008 ©TS

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Verbose Gibberish

It is the virtue of civility
that holds me in check
and keeps me from exposing
my privates
to just anyone
It is the decorousness of my youth
in direct proportion to my longevity
which protects me from revealing
my secret sauces

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