Ted Sheridan


Ted Sheridan Poems

561. With Very Wet Lips 7/9/2008
562. Questioned 6/5/2008
563. I Love The Smell Of Fresh Cut Grass And Dog Shit In The Morning 4/24/2007
564. I Flipped A Coin And It Landed On It's Side 8/22/2007
565. There Is Nothing Like Flying Over The Handlebars Of A Schwinn 3/1/2007
566. Vatican Prepaid Calling Card 6/28/2008
567. You Keep My Glass Full 2/21/2008
568. Viagra Blew Me 1/15/2009
569. A Beautiful Form 2/7/2009
570. Who Killed Me? 9/20/2007
571. Analogies Of Women And Cars 2/9/2008
572. Validating My Erections 7/10/2007
573. Velveeta ® Was Used Without The Expressed Permission Of The Kraft Foods Co. 6/28/2007
574. Colorblind 8/7/2008
575. Love Requires Some Lower Expectations 6/29/2007
576. A Necktie Or A Noose For Father's Day 6/17/2007
577. I Love You / Σ α ς α γ α π ώ 2/12/2007
578. Greed 7/18/2008
579. When Pigs Fly 3/1/2008
580. At Last 12/19/2008
581. *shortwave Survivor 6/10/2009
582. Managed Menageries 10/25/2007
583. *only One Short Poem To Trip On... 4/21/2010
584. *suicidal Thoughts Over Easy 5/31/2009
585. She's My $5000.00 Dollar Baby....But She Ain'T Pretty 10/7/2007
586. Fools Never Get The Message 7/20/2008
587. *u.K. 8/20/2010
588. Luscinia 9/29/2008
589. A Beautiful Day 4/27/2008
590. *obamacare 9/10/2010
591. Spun Tales Of A Boy's Childhood Put Into Proper Context 8/30/2007
592. A Terrible Speller 1/5/2008
593. A Magnanimous Act Of Kindness On Her Part (In That She Didn'T Cut Off His Balls) 2/9/2007
594. She Enjoys Long Walks On The Beach And..... 5/4/2008
595. *god Loves A Good Story 4/29/2011
596. 14 Stones And A Pocket Full Of Quid Or Death Comes To Cutie 6/8/2007
597. Sleeping On A Blade Of Grass 7/17/2008
598. *portabella 7/24/2009
599. *high Fly Balls To Center 4/4/2010
600. *ted Is Dead Or In The Very Least Decomposing 5/21/2009
Best Poem of Ted Sheridan

*a Devoted Gardener Of Love And Beauty

I looked upon her beauty as a flower
I hesitated to pinch her from her stem
Instead I planted myself next to her
Where I too have flourished in a sense…..

Dedicated to my wife

2008 ©TS

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Smoking Gun

She kisses me with electronically
emailed but all too deadly kisses
She hugs me with caressing adjectives
and misplaced prepositions
She ties me up with my own
grammatical errors and misspellings
She finds me all to easy and willing......
Just like a bloodhound
she has followed my scent

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