Ted Sheridan


Ted Sheridan Poems

161. He Loves Her Bacon 5/18/2008
162. A Paradigm For Large And Small 5/18/2008
163. Two Birds Walked Into A Bar 5/20/2008
164. So Much For Becoming A Vegan 5/20/2008
165. Erotic Geriatrics 5/21/2008
166. Fire At Will (Original Version) 5/23/2008
167. Fire At Will (Version 2 After Being Critically Fired Upon) 5/23/2008
168. A Swimmer Named Kennedy 5/24/2008
169. Pub Of Perdition 5/24/2008
170. Over Slept 5/24/2008
171. Certain Properties Always Remain Invariant 5/24/2008
172. Flies On Ted 5/25/2008
173. Dark Religion 5/25/2008
174. Other Than Reproducing What Do Yellow Jackets Do? 5/25/2008
175. Retirement Plans Pt.2 If The Cost Of Gas Keeps Going Higher 5/28/2008
176. Missing In Action. Part 2 “the Big Lie” 5/28/2008
177. Missing In Action Part 3 “another Even Bigger Lie” 5/28/2008
178. Missing In Action Part 4 “will We Ever Learn” 5/28/2008
179. Sacrificator Of Poetic Form 4/21/2008
180. Real Men Still Won'T Eat Quiche Unless She's Naked 4/21/2008
181. What The Flowers Saw 4/22/2008
182. Profit Mohammad 4/25/2008
183. Are Men Good Listeners? An Hour And Three Minutes Of Long Pauses Followed By Uh-Huh's 4/25/2008
184. Touché; The Current Rate Of Exchange For A Pound Of Flesh 4/26/2008
185. Homo Erect Us With A Complex 4/26/2008
186. Progenies Of Our Creative Efforts...Or How To Control Vermin 4/26/2008
187. Sharing Birthdays And War Stories 4/28/2008
188. Fish Eating Rats 4/28/2008
189. Man Of Constant Sorrows... 4/28/2008
190. Exile On Curmudgeon Street 4/29/2008
191. Curmudgeons Are Very Funny People Yet All Too Often Overlooked As Such 4/29/2008
192. The Way Mary Votes So Goes The Lamb 4/29/2008
193. How To Write A Poem In Under Two Minutes 4/30/2008
194. Proverb Of Delusional Grandeur 4/30/2008
195. Waking Up At One A.M. To P And Let The Dog Out For A Drink 5/1/2008
196. For Mum And Tara 5/1/2008
197. Poetry Is Not Dead, Only Sobering Up From A Century Of Heavy Drinking 5/1/2008
198. Hunting Al- Qaeda 5/1/2008
199. It's The Cure That Kills You 5/1/2008
200. Compared To What, Castration? 5/2/2008
Best Poem of Ted Sheridan

*retirement Plans

The religious man
may have a questionable retirement plan
However,
his devout faith in God
will always pay him the highest dividends….

2008 © T Sheridan

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Peacemaker's Epigram

They all walk like ducks
and they definetly all look like cool cats...
but they bark like dogs.
And yet what comes out of their mouths
is still a lot of quacking.....

tedG.Sheridan 2007 ©

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