Ted Sheridan


Ted Sheridan Poems

321. Love Poison 4/8/2008
322. Missing In Action Part 5 “no Hope, No Change, No Plan, Vote None Of The Above” 5/29/2008
323. Vichyssoise 10/25/2007
324. Kitchen Talk 1/2/2008
325. In The Name Of God And Country 1/12/2008
326. Death Of A Salesman 12/15/2008
327. Is There Incest In The Obama Family? 9/28/2008
328. Her Laundry List 2/9/2007
329. War Of The Dead 9/15/2007
330. Old Fart 5/15/2007
331. I Want More Than Anything To Live To Fight Another Day 2/4/2007
332. Kicking It Up Their Wazoo.... 1/26/2008
333. Capitalism Out Of Control 2/1/2008
334. The Prose And Cons Of Having A Cockroach As A Friend 9/4/2007
335. Lady Al Qaeda 9/7/2007
336. Rush Limbaugh Tosses Hat Into 2008 Presidential Elections 10/25/2007
337. Hemp Headed Epiphany 10/28/2007
338. Lola Plays Sharky For All The Money 11/8/2007
339. X Marks The Spot 11/10/2007
340. Cockroaches On Wheels 10/9/2007
341. Pottymouth Tinkles Like A Slow Bladder 8/30/2007
342. Beautiful People Tested By The Fire Of A Loving God 10/24/2007
343. Published Post-Its 12/27/2007
344. When A Blind Man Asks For Directions.... 12/28/2007
345. If The Shoe Fits Man Will Then Try To Silence The Tongue 11/24/2007
346. False Idols 1/30/2008
347. Snowing In Baghdad 1/11/2008
348. Wolves Bearing Flowers And Reciting Poetry 1/11/2008
349. Because Nothing Wants To Die… 1/20/2008
350. Is It Real? 1/6/2008
351. Dogtime 1/20/2008
352. I Live Next Door To A Madman 2/6/2007
353. Anti-Valentine 2/9/2007
354. My Apologies To Any Innocent Jackasses I May Offend 5/12/2007
355. The Reason I Drink......Is To Remember 3/17/2007
356. Fascist Drivers 3/18/2007
357. The All American Kitten Squad 6/1/2007
358. She Wants Me To Live Long Enough To Die Healthy 3/2/2007
359. Christ What Have I Gone And Done 8/27/2007
360. A Dipsomaniac's Drought Of Rational Thought 8/4/2007
Best Poem of Ted Sheridan

*a Devoted Gardener Of Love And Beauty

I looked upon her beauty as a flower
I hesitated to pinch her from her stem
Instead I planted myself next to her
Where I too have flourished in a sense…..

Dedicated to my wife

2008 ©TS

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Smoking Gun

She kisses me with electronically
emailed but all too deadly kisses
She hugs me with caressing adjectives
and misplaced prepositions
She ties me up with my own
grammatical errors and misspellings
She finds me all to easy and willing......
Just like a bloodhound
she has followed my scent

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