Therese Anne Schmidt
To Theresa And Roy
Thank you for your usual nasty, stinky, crabby selves.
I wrote fabulous poetry because you two are evil elves.
Too bad we can't keep both of you up on the shelves.
Other people are to know what you are like.
You proven that you are knuckle dragging and apelike.
You aren't at all Christlike.
You are out at the third strike.