Comments about Tim Sully
Do Chairs Have Feelings Too?
Is a chair aware of the derriere there?
Does it care that you take up its space?
Does it ever purport to offer support
As you stick your rear in its face?
Are the squeaks and creaks just the screams and shrieks
Of an upholstered nervous wreck
As it winces in pain from the terrible strain
Of the heaving behind on its deck?
Does it teeter and quiver from that time after dinner
When it underwent Aunt Bessie’s arse
Does it shudder at sittings or noisy emissions
From the ghosts of backsides past?
Does it quietly quake and its poor legs ...