Ting Bang Bong
Biography of Ting Bang Bong
I was born behind a drum kit in a comedy club. When the doctor told my mother it's a girl, everyone there said, 'Ting Bang, ' and it stuck.
Ting Bang Bong Poems
Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Go To Work Fo...
Mamas don't let your babies grow up and work for Disney, Don't let 'em wear mouse ears, Or sing a pop song, Don't let 'em wear belly shirts,
If They Ain'T Got A Belly Button, Run
If they ain't got a belly button, run. If they ain't got a belly button, run. If they ain't got a belly button, Even if it's, Betty Hutton,
The Ballad Of Ting Bang
I was born Behind a drum kit At a comedy club Called, 'Chuckles.'
There Ain'T No Bones In A Hotdog
There ain't no bones in a hotdog. There ain't no bones in a hotdog. There ain't no bones, Or cherry stones;
The Itty Bittiest Socks
There they are, the itttiest socks, Each one of them smaller Than tiny little rocks.
There once was a beaver; Who was a retreiver, Fun and cooky; He could run, but was spooky;
My Main Squeeze
My main squeeze, Loves to eat cheese, Can't drive without his car keys, Likes to say please,
As I gaze toward the skies, I thank God, There are no flying mud pies. It's bad enough dealing with flies,
Hello, This poem's, About jello. Yello jello makes me mello.
Bread bread, I love bread, I was bred to eat bread, When I stick bread in my head, I feel better fed.
Today's the day To bang one out, Though I need not Scream and shout,
The Littlest Lizard
The littlest lizard that I ever saw Was on my good friends porch; He was so dad- burn small and all, But his beady eyes shined like a torch,
Ratter, Ratter What's The Matter?
Ratter, ratter What's the matter? Riddle, riddle With your middle?
I Stink There For I Am
I blink, There for I am, I sink There for I am,
Chew, chew, chew
Maybe chew a bone,
Maybe chew a shoe,
Come to think of it,
Maybe chew you;
These are thoughts,
These are thoughts