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Born in Hampstead, London. Married. No children, just pets. Love wildlife and writing poetry. I only started writing these poems a short while ago. I hope others think they're funny.

For info: Google have got it wrong. I am not a singer/songwriter/chanteuse. Google have confused me with the other Victoria George (the singer) Updates

The Nail Clippers

I was browsing around for a gadget
For trimming my long finger-nails
I bought one from someone on ebay
It arrived next day in the mail

I turned it up to it’s high-est speed
(My nails were all pretty rough)
I noticed my skin had started to bleed
And then heavens! my thumb, it flew off!

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