VICTORIA GEORGE

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VICTORIA GEORGE Poems

41. Feng Shui! 7/23/2008
42. Smelly Old Bess 6/27/2008
43. My Travel Plans 6/21/2008
44. My Home Remedies 6/20/2008
45. The Literary Agent 6/13/2008
46. Pooh And Tigger 6/27/2008
47. Multi Tasking 7/23/2008
48. Male Drivers! 7/23/2008
49. Cyber-Sex 8/2/2008
50. I'M Too Ugly! 7/23/2008
51. My Real E-Bay Name 6/12/2008
52. Our Names 6/21/2008
53. Housework 6/24/2008
54. Buying On Ebay 6/24/2008
55. My New Caravan 6/21/2008
56. Mother Nature And Father Time 6/21/2008
57. Be Careful What You Buy 6/12/2008
58. Fiona The Rat 6/12/2008
59. Fox Whisperer 6/23/2008
60. My Mother! 6/28/2008
61. A New Diet 7/17/2008
62. Jampot And Honey 7/25/2008
63. I Must Stop Swearing 6/27/2008
64. An English Country Garden (My Version) 6/21/2008
65. A Chocolate Teapot 7/8/2008

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A Chocolate Teapot

I wanted a chocolate tea-pot
As a gift for a good friend’s birth-day
But I did feel a bit of a clot
Searching for this on e-Bay

I found a chocolate giraffe
And a chocolate kangaroo
But they wouldn’t give her the laugh
That a chocolate teapot would do

I decided to make one myself
And bought a huge Galaxy slab
Very bad for the general health
But for my plan was perfectly fab

I fashioned it into a pot
Melting it using some heat
Using kettle and water so hot
It really was quite a feat

This teapot I have to confess
Had lumps for ...

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The Homing Parrot

It is now, with certain regret
That from eBay I bought a new pet
And, so I bought - a parrot that talked
Cost fifty quid - what the heck!

It was such a pretty blue bird
But it did sh*t a lot of green turd
It arrived in a crate, it just ate and it ate
But it never said one ruddy word.

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