Whinging Wallis

Rookie (1969 / Watford, England)

Biography of Whinging Wallis

Dave is a prize-winning poet. In as much as he’s read out couple of his poems once or twice and won a colouring competition in 1981.

Having written lyrics and songs for his band ‘the Jelly Fiends’ Dave has now given poetry a stab. And that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s murdered it.

He is also trying to take his poetry seriously, but finds taking anything seriously a real struggle.

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I’m So Depressed

I woke up this morning and remembered you’d gone
So I wrote another depressing song
I cried a bit ‘cause you’re not with me
Tried to overdose on vitamin E

I’m So Depressed

I didn’t wash, I didn’t shave
Just stuck my head in the microwave

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