William Archibald Spooner
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''Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.''
William A. Spooner (1844-1930), British educator, warden of New College, Oxford.
One of many "Spoonerisms" now considered apocryphal.