William Chaplar

Rookie - 12 Points [C.W. Elliot] (August 18,1961 / Trenton, New Jersey)

William Chaplar Poems

41. Quitters Never Win 2/13/2013
42. Solomon, David, And Saul 2/28/2013
43. Not The Man... 2/28/2013
44. Why Does No One Cite Leviticus? 2/13/2013
45. Green Tea 2/15/2013
46. My Sister's Child 2/19/2013
47. Say What You Mean 2/28/2013
48. If There Were No Players 2/18/2013
49. Be Prepared 2/13/2013
50. Don'T Stop The Laughter 2/28/2013
51. Civil War Ballad 2/27/2013
52. Flawless English 2/13/2013
Best Poem of William Chaplar

Flawless English

If the English language was indeed one without flaws,
inlaws—once the divorce was final—would become outlaws.
There'd be a whole new way for us to spell words such as sleigh.
And none would be confused when they looked at the word croquet.
Inflammable and flammable would sure not mean the same.
And words like claim would doubtless look a little more like fame.
Weight and height assuredly would not have different sounds.
And wounds would almost surely not be spelled the same as rounds.
There's no way that epitome would end the same as gnome.
And likely, neither one ...

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Be One Of Those That Do

We tend to gripe a lot about how bad things have become.
But all we're really doing is beating an age-old drum.
The many need to emulate the actions of the few.
'Cause it's not so much what we say but, rather, what we do.

We like to blame the government for causing all the trouble.
And maybe that's the reason that the nation's on the bubble.
Instead of trashing Washington and being red or blue,
just stop praising the ones that say and honor those that do.

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