William Schwenck Gilbert
William Schwenck Gilbert Poems
|161.||When A Merry Maiden Marries||1/1/2004|
|162.||A Manager's Perplexities||1/1/2004|
|163.||Damon Vs. Pythias||1/1/2004|
|164.||The Duke Of Plaza-Toro||1/1/2004|
|165.||The Yarn Of The Nancy Bell||1/1/2004|
|166.||A Classical Revival||1/1/2004|
A Classical Revival
At the outset I may mention it's my sovereign intention
To revive the classic memories of Athens at its best,
For my company possesses all the necessary dresses,
And a course of quiet cramming will supply us with the rest.
We've a choir hyporchematic (that is, ballet-operatic)
Who respond to the CHOREUTAE of that cultivated age,
And our clever chorus-master, all but captious criticaster,
Would accept as the CHOREGUS of the early Attic stage.
This return to classic ages is considered in their wages,
Which are always calculated by the day or by the week -
And I'll ...
The Judge's Song
When I, good friends, was called to the Bar,
I'd an appetite fresh and hearty,
But I was, as many young barristers are,
An impecunious party.
I'd a swallow-tail coat of a beautiful blue -
A brief which was brought by a booby -
A couple of shirts and a collar or two,
And a ring that looked like a ruby!