Aldo Kraas Poems

I am the shipwrecked man
And I come from the country where the shipwreck took place
But I used to work on that ship
Also I was the captain of that ship
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Levántese a los cabritos
Because it is time to get ready for school
And I know it is a drag
But the weekend is over already
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Hai
Swims in the water of Florida
And the sea is home to the hai
In my opinion I think that he hai is an ugly fish
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There comes my Sweet Mary
To the place that she belongs in the sanctuary of the church
Every Sunday
And I am always happy to see my Sweet Mary in the church
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Charlie Sheen is falling apart again
You look in the internet and all you see is Charlie sheen's misery
Well he made misery for himself
He had everything a person could have
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There will be
No more tears
In Paradise
Coming out
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Everything will be forgotten
After you told us in a minute
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I feel most at home with my friend Mark
And God of course
Mark is more like a brother to me and very supportive
And understanding
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Farting like a Baboon
That is inside of the airplane that is flying to Poland
But the Baboon farts sounds more like a torpedo or a rocket
Poor passengers that have to hold their noses
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