Bashing the Dumbasses

O gay o gay is Spencer on this day,
For this day is not the merry month of may.
O why lord have you forsaken this man
Why could I not me the damned.
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There once was a man whom could be compared to a ugly dove
This dove has a name his name is Austin the cockmuncher
For this story holds no bound
If you know a man with this title
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Matt and Casey were two close lovers
They use women as their covers
Though they quarrel
For doth they toil
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