I did not understand the fine rules of life
As an orphan child they were not granted to me
I had to experience turmoil, care and strife
And decades of heart piercing agony
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Yellow motor scooter goes putt putt peep
Running up and down the street
The wheel in front goes whirling around
And the one in back rolls on the ground
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I need a couple of dollars or so
To take my girl to the picture show
I need a Rolls Royce painted brown
My girlfriend can use it to drive downtown
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Wacky Quacky National Park
Ducky tickets that's a start
Ducky's have big flat feet
Waddle up and down the street
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Stephanie
Like a radiant angel from heaven above,
She emanates goodness of God given love.
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The election was over, ballots counted twice
George Bush, certified President, looking nice
Every vote must count, Al Gore said
Hand count the ballots before we go to bed
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The rubby dubby inkey dinkeys
Tippy toes are they your pinkeys
Tiddley winkey slinkey shine
Soapy buttis slippery hind
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I got 'A's' on my ace
'B's' made of brass
'C's' on my case
'D's' on my dash
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To write a poem takes time and thought
Also pen and ink that you have bought
Handy paper bright and clean
Straight fine lines long and lean
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I searched behind my rocking chair
To see if the keys to my car were hiding there
Then I looked into my washing machine
Checked the worn pockets of my old blue jeans
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