Once apon a time, long, long ago
Daddy's car broke down when he bumped into a doe.
Mummy got her mobile, and called it to get towed
But when the fella came he said it was too big a load.
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Summer Holidays have come to Australia
Thongs and singlets are formal regalia
With sun surf and beer
for most of the year,
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Only 3 servigns a day,
And watch all that pudge melt away.
An exercise plan you must follow,
And a book to tell what you should swallow.
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To my dearest sister
Thou has a lot to learn.
So listen while I tell thee
What brings me much concern.
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Car Trip
Once apon a time, long, long ago
Daddy's car broke down when he bumped into a doe.
Mummy got her mobile, and called it to get towed
But when the fella came he said it was too big a load.
Brother bought an Ipod and listened all the while
Sister in the back put all her toys into a pile.
Daddy had a little fight with big man with a truck,
Mummy held a little tight to sisters toy pet duck.
Brother started singing when his favorite tune came on,
Daddy got a bruise when he said big man wieghed a tonne.
Mummy in the back looking for a big band-aid,
Sister saying help as she got on her knees and prayed.
i live in a family of nuts, so what more can i say
Other than i was surprised when that dead doe ran away.