Cameron Gallant Poems

Limericks stink!
Yes they really stink!
They are five random lines
Some of which rhyme
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Lions
See their wonderful skill
Their beautiful mane
The kings of Africa
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My dear and deep loved rock
You are so beautiful
Become a dove so we can fly
And leave this filthy ground behind
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I tell my dog to sit and stay
My dog, he never ever obeys
So I take out a can of Puppy Chow Gourmet
And lay it gently in his way
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So small and deadly
So painlessly bloodthirsty
So under radar
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Nothing is nothing
Nothing is not something
The notion nothing is something
But nothing is still nothing
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Wiggled my toes and I could see
How often my toes had helped me
Dirt here and there with sprouts of toe hair
Swollen from the stingers of bees
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Sounds permeate the still air
Strident Sound
Sonorous Sound
Gruff and soft sound
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I’m terribly sorry for that vase
When I knocked it down and it fell on its face
It had some old painting all crooked and long
I’m sorry he shattered, he looked like King Kong
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OMG
I’m so sorry
I can’t believe
I’d ever see
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