I know a fourteen year old cannibal
of course she doesn't eat animals
She lives under cars and houses too
when you're not looking she'll come eat you
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The Cannibal
I know a fourteen year old cannibal
of course she doesn't eat animals
She lives under cars and houses too
when you're not looking she'll come eat you
This girl has been eating bodies for years
before she eats them she soaks them in beer
This girl won't let a single body go to waste
she'll use the leftovers to make toothpaste
She doesn't preserve bodies for she thinks they'll taste bad
this may sound really creepy but she ate her dad
She should be the one wanted the most
for she puts the dead bodies on some toast
Nobody ever understood why
she used the dead bodies to make Boston Cream Pie
Now I have warned you so you better watch out
for you will be eaten like brussel sprouts
That was my poem about cannibals
and remember that she won't eat animals